March 2013 Snake Oil/Jim Ventura Blog

Snake Oil

Good times Bad Times (March 2008 column)

A few years ago the real estate market was booming. Luckily for me, I bought my condominium one year before the market went through the roof. Housing prices rose in record numbers. In Arizona, as well as other places in America, people listed their home at a fair price while taking advantage of an added perks there were often bidding wars to buy homes above the asking price. A lot of people in real estate were making money right and left. I had only owned my condominium for three years and it had doubled in value! This was probably the easiest money I have “theoretically” ever made. Still, while people scrambled to buy and sell, capitalizing on this trend, many went way over their budgets to purchase high-end homes. At the same time, many new realtors were hurriedly diving into the real estate field. Today, things have certainly changed. We are in a time of record-breaking foreclosures and home values have dropped. This pattern is not a new one. Human beings often forget that life is built on waves of “cycles.” Ignoring these cycles is the very thing that creates problems for people who get caught in the mania of greed. Any area of life where things rise rapidly will eventually balance itself in the other direction.

We hear simplistic phrases like; “what goes up must come down.” We smile at the simplicity of such perspectives yet in almost all cliche expressions, there are hints of truth within these sayings. In all of life, things are built and designed with cycles of “checks and balances.” In practical terms, the stock market is one such example. In the long run, the market can be a good place to invest money. Over many years, most solid companies will strategically continue to gain over the long haul. But, like anything else, in the short run it will go up and down. When we forget these cycles, problems arise. When home values rose dramatically a few years ago, I often heard comments like; “I made $60,000 in one year on my house.” In actuality, this is not an accurate perspective. Unless they actually sold their homes and had the money in their pockets, they didn’t have $60,000. This type of thinking is one of the biggest contributions to the financial difficulties many people now experience.

The Tarot illustrates this Archetypal theme of cycles in the Major Arcana symbol of the Wheel of Fortune card. In its upright position it represents a beneficial cycle consisting of, opportunities, lucking out, and profitable ventures in many, or all areas of life. The probability of abundance is indicated by this card when it shows up in a spread. Even the most cynical people can recognize that we all have times when this apples to our lives. In its reversed position, the Wheel of Fortune represents a difficult cycle, a period of blocked opportunities or bad luck. Tarot experts understand that this up and down aspect of reality is nothing to fret about. A dark period will always give way to a period of light. An extremely opportune period will inevitably come back down and potentially trigger disappointment for anyone who believed it would always stay that way.

Wise Soothsayers (Oracle readers), philosophers and people who have acquired wisdom understand that the universe is built on yin and yang, positive and negative, and dark and light cycles. There is no need to rally against unfavorable conditions. Things will inevitably turn around if one perseveres. Even when conditions are going extremely well, one should not behave recklessly. We absolutely should enjoy the opportunity to celebrate our good fortune, but also put some of the prosperity to the side to help cover the inevitable lean times. Even difficult cycles can be advantageous. We may use these cycles to repair areas that need attending. Fisherman repair nets when the weather conditions are unfavorable and they cannot fish. The universe was wired to move through all kinds of cycles. When the sun comes up and brings daylight, nightfall will follow. A cold winter will be followed by a warm lush spring. When we understand this duality we become more balanced and always remember not to collapse ourselves into the highs as well as the lows.

Maybe I understand this so well because for fun I like to gamble. I tend to play fairly low stakes blackjack and video poker. Often, no matter how lucky I am, I inevitably hit cold periods. Sometimes the cards, dice, or slot machines just don’t go my way. There are occasional times when I am so unlucky that I find it almost comical! Things don’t always go our way. Good and bad seasons come and go. Difficult times and challenges are not only a part of life, but can be valuable to us if we learn to surf these waves. In the

late sixties the rock group “the Byrds” turned a quote from the book of Ecclesiastics into a song that expressed this idea of cycles in a really cool way:

“To everything turn, turn, turn. There is a season, turn, turn, turn. And a time to every purpose under heaven...”

Jim Ventura 3-2008

Editors Note:

I originally ran this piece back in 2008. I think many of my readers could benefit from a reminder about the nature o cycles. Toward the end of January and early February when I usually write my March column, I found myself experiencing a bit of writers block. I have learned over the years to avoid struggling with this (although it is still a bit frustrating) because I am in a collecting phase. If I try to “push out” a creative piece before it is “ready” I find that it takes a significant amount of extra editing before it is done and the writing isn’t usually as good as the material that just naturally flows out of me when it is ready. Forced creativity can be  a bit like trying to get oneself to have a bowel movement before it is “time.” A crude analogy to be sure, but one that everyone can identify with. Pluto is in Virgo in my 5th house of creatively. The astrological translation (into words that will make sense to my readers who don’t completely understand the language of astrology) is: The part of us where we are intense and powerful like a volcano erupts on its own schedule and its own time. Often this powerful part of us lies dormant, yet when this part of us (Pluto) focuses its talents and skills it can be very powerful indeed. I am very nit-picking and a bit of a perfectionist (Pluto in Virgo) so my creative work tends to be about reforming, solving, and repairing. I have a number of different creative talents and I enjoy a bit of showmanship, playfulness, and sometimes even enjoy shocking my audience a bit (Pluto and Uranus in the 5th house). Finding out and understanding where Pluto is in your natal chart and where it is currently transiting can be a great way to understand where you have tremendous potential and power that can sometimes be annoyingly dormant for long periods of time. Scorpio’s ruling planet is Pluto, so this is something every person with their Sun, Moon, or Ascendent in Scorpio can completely understand.

I have found that I am doing more frequent posts on FaceBook. I have included some of these posts in this newsletter for those of you who do not use FaceBook or are not following my fan page or haven’t yet friend requested me on FaceBook. I usually post about twice a week. I will continue to keep my Snake Oil column to once a month (occasionally I do a mid month newsletter) because I know that many of the subscribers to my column are busy and it can even be weeks before they get to read my current columns. But, if you do want to catch more of my work you can simply connect on FaceBook. If you have only been receiving my column for the last few years you have missed some really good material in the early years of Snake Oil. Snake Oil Volume One is in print and Snake Oil Volume Two should be available sometime in 2014. You can get a copy of Snake Oil - or Dirty Little Secrets - on Amazon.com or order directly through me. I really still really enjoy sitting down and reading a good book and the smell and touch of paper. One of my favorite things is to take a bath once a week and read a book or magazine. Kindle and online reading is nice, but paper still rules! Wishing everyone a happy March. Cheers. Jim V

Snake Oil Radio

Thursdays at 3:30 pm (there will be three live broadcasts this month)

My next live broadcast of Snake Oil Radio will be Thursday, March 7 Th., at 3:30 p.m. (MST). Almost every Thursday you can catch a new show. Each 45 minute show will expand on my current column’s subject matter. It will also offer an opportunity for you to call in live (or chat with other listeners in the chat room) with comments and your thoughts about the topic of discussion. Halfway through some of the shows you can even ask me for a free 5 minute mini reading with your personal question. If you miss the live show, you can catch any of my previously recorded shows on the web site’s archive. You can also catch Snake Oil Radio on I-tunes (download my pod-casts there).

All you need to do is be at a computer and tuned into: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Jim-Ventura  You may also access it by going to blogtalkradio.com. Type “Snake Oil” into the search option.

You can also go to the shows that are currently “On air” at that time and find me. The call in number is 646-200-3966 for questions and comments.

Join me for an interview show on March 14th with psychic Jean Hemp. 

Jean is a Spiritual Intuitive Counselor, guiding individuals for the past 26 plus years with insights, using a variety of methods / gifts.

Numerology, Palmistry, Graphology, ‘Face-ology’ & Mah Jongg cards are my favorites, also stone readings, tea leaf / coffee ground readings, bits of astrology and there are times when communications with those that have ‘crossed over’…   Whatever and however the message comes for the individual.

Over the past years, been on the radio, performed lectures, classes, sales training seminars, psychic fairs and fund-raisers, here in Arizona, Michigan, California & Colorado.

Some of Jean’s satisfied clients are Politicians, Singers, DJ, Movie Stars, Producers, Authors, and Doctors & Lawyers.

Currently coordinating Readers for Corporate & Private Events throughout Arizona. 

Jean’s also available for private consultations. 

Being an Ordained Minister, have performed Weddings, Baptisms, and preparing those ready for their transitions out of here.

Have done paranormal investigations, clearing & blessings home blessings.

Jean can be reached at 489-525-3047

Spring Classes:

VIKING RUNE STONES

“The Runes will speak to you of change and growth. The only negativity you will find here relates to the blockage of appropriate growth, while all the positive aspects are transcendent, transforming and lead to breakthroughs...” Martin Rayner

 This class will focus on understanding the meaning and rich symbolism behind the Viking Rune stones. The Runes are an easy-to-learn Oracle. Study of the Runes can rapidly increase your spiritual growth. Runes can be used as a navigational aid for correct conduct. We will also explore how to inexpensively create your own personal set of Runes.  Saturday May 11th, 10 am - 12:30 pm. 8 students maximum (minimum of 4 to hold class). $20 pre-paid or $25 if space is available on day of class. Class will be held at my home in Phoenix. Contact me to reserve one of the spots in this class.

I posted these last month on FaceBook and received a tremendously positive response. They are the 11 Human Rights. I will add a few more to each of my monthly newsletter over the next few months.

11 Human rights by Dick Sutphen (with added comments from me):

1. You have the right to do anything as long as you do not purposely hurt someone else and you are willing to accept the consequences.

“An example: let’s say that you are a fairly good painter and you decide to show your work with a local art association one Sunday a month. You win a best-of-show award, but your husband is not enthusiastic and he soon begins to work against your participation. He may feel insecure because you are doing something on your own or because you might meet interesting men, but the fact is you are doing something that is creatively fulfilling and you are certainly not hurting anyone else. In a situation such as this, unless there are extenuating circumstances, you should assert for your rights.” D.Sutphen.

“In relationships, we are often manipulated by others because of their insecurities. If we inhibit or shut down our creative potential and what is truly fulfilling for us, we will inevitably resent our partners and this will contribute to a relationship’s potential failure. Pay attention to the reality that we may do the same type of things to our mates and close friends and family as well... 

In other circumstances people may try to tell us that we ‘can’t’ or ‘should not’ do something because it is ‘morally wrong.’ This is often another manipulative attempt to block people from expressing who they are. As long as BOTH aspects of this human right listed above are in harmony than it is okay to do the things that bring you joy.” Jim V

Number 2 of 11 Human Rights:

It is your right to maintain your self-respect by answering honestly even if it does hurt someone else (as long as you are being assertive rather than aggressive).

“For a moment imagine yourself in the following situation. Your mother: “I have a big dinner planned for the entire family this Sunday, so you, John, and the children come over about one.”

You: “We can’t do that, Mother. We are going to rent a cabin in the woods this weekend.”

Mother: “Well, I have this all planned. You can rent a cabin another weekend.”

You: “We could rent the cabin another weekend, but I want to go this weekend.”

Mother: “You mean you’d rather go to an old cabin in the woods than make your mother happy by coming over to her house for dinner?”

You: “This weekend I would rather go to the woods. Another weekend I might prefer to have dinner with you, Mother.”

All right, your mother is now hurt because she put herself in a ‘choose between me and something else’ contest, and you chose something else. It was a manipulative attempt to use guilt by oversimplifying the decision down to your mother’s happiness vs. an inanimate bunch of boards in the woods. Obviously this wasn’t at all the basis of the decision. You handled it in a kind way, even offering the compromise for dinner on another weekend, so you have no reason to feel bad. If your mother feels bad it is her own doing, and she will simply have to learn that you aren’t going to fall for her old tricks anymore.

Now, let’s look at the same situation, but this time you respond with aggression.

You: “We can’t do that, Mother. We’re going to rent a cabin in the woods this weekend, and anyway, I’m not up to listening to John grumble about indigestion for a week like he did after the last dinner we had with you.”

That statement was designed to hurt and would be considered aggressive behavior and thus is unacceptable.

The key words on this particular right are “self-respect.” A phony excuse or an unfelt apology will cause you to lose your self-respect and that is never acceptable. D.S.

“We often get so immersed into relationships with others that we unconsciously (or consciously) choose to battle unnecessarily or strike back rather than be simply honest. We also may end up doing things we would prefer not to do by getting guilted into it. We also may find ourselves doing the very same thing to others. Many of these human rights I have listed bring up the idea of the difference between assertiveness (healthy) and aggressiveness (combative). Healthy assertiveness can take time to master (still working on it myself) but it is amazing when we achieve it. Imagine doing only what you choose to do in life and letting go of the need to manipulate others. When I started practicing these things myself almost twenty years ago, I thought people would start to dislike me if I was totally honest. It was the exact opposite, people liked me more. And the ones who didn’t dropped away, another gift :) Jim V”

Here’s my contact information to make an appointment for a session, or information on current classes: Phone: (602)957-3035 Email: Venturasag@yahoo.com 

Information about the different sessions and types of readings and services, past Snake Oil columns, and how to order my books and audio CD’s can be found at my website: Http://JimVentura.com 

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All Current Snake Oil subscribers get $5.00 off all listed prices below.

All sessions/readings for 2013 are: Full (70 minutes) $110.00; Shorter session (45 minutes) $80.00;  Extended session (90 minutes) $130.00 (two people can split an extended session back to back for $65.00 each). 

I accept cash, checks, debit cards, Master Card, Visa, and PayPal for payments on sessions and for books and classes. Send me your birth month and year to get added to the yearly Birthday mailer promotion.

I often like to pull a Rune for a navigational message at the beginning of each month. This was the Rune I pulled for myself and 5 of the 11 clients I worked with at that time also pulled the same Rune!

Ansuz (upright)

Signals, Messenger Rune, The God Loki

“The keynote here is receiving: messages, signals, gifts. Even a timely warning may be seen as a gift. The message may be that of a new life unfolding. New lives begin with new connections, surprising linkages that direct you onto new pathways. Take care now to be especially aware during meetings, visits, chance encounters, particularly with persons wiser than yourself. When the Messenger Rune brings sacred knowledge, you are truly blessed.

Loki is the ancient trickster from the pantheon of Norse gods. He is the Heyeohokah of the Native Americans, a mocking shadow of the creator god, as well as the bringer of benefits to humankind. He is a reminder that even scoundrels and arch-thieves can be the bearers of wisdom. When you draw this Rune, expect the unexpected: The message is always a call, a call to new life.

Ansuz is the first of the thirteen Runes that make up the cycle of Initiation-Runes that focus directly on the mechanism of self-change-and as such, addresses our need to integrate unconscious motive with conscious intent.

Drawing Ansuz tells you that connection with the Divine is at hand. It is a signal to explore the depths. the foundation of life, and to experience the inexhaustible wellspring of the Divine in your nature.

At the same time, you are reminded that you must first draw from the well to nourish and give to yourself. Then there will be more than enough to nourish others. A new sense of family solidarity, invests this Rune.” R.B.

Something notably shifted when January ended for me this year (Jupiter went direct again). All kinds of signals have been coming my way, and most have been extremely positive. Even a negative encounter I had turned out to be of real value. I saw a negative behavioral pattern that I was also doing exaggerated in a far more dramatic way in someone else, and it helped me to let go of something I was holding onto. I had a misperception and victimization response toward some people (Negative side of Neptune) and events and this was one of the primary things blocking me. All of these recent signals have contributed to recognizing that I had been feeding too much fear (unconscious intent) and could not understand why what I consciously wanted was not happening. This above quote from Ralph Blum about the Signals Rune - Ansuz - beautifully explains how the signals (if we pay attention to them) can tap us back into that “inexhaustible wellspring” that we are all connected to. Even the last part fits perfectly for me. I have decided that it is time to prioritize doing the things that I have put off doing for myself (nourishing and giving to oneself) even though some family members have been telling me what “I should be doing now.” As I take care of these things in the right order for me (and it has been so fun doing each and every one!), I will inevitably be in a better spot to truly nourish others.

The Runes are a tremendously valuable form of navigational aid if you are willing to learn to use them and consider their guidance. This mini-explanation (using me as example) is a small example of how I use the Runes to also guide my clients in personal session. Sessions are always far more than just “seeing what cards or Runes come up.” The battle of the Spiritual Warrior is always with the Self. When we know what our issues are, and how to end “the war,” and are willing to take Right action necessary, life can get pretty damn good. Cheers, Jim V

I like to share posts like these from time to time to illustrate how readings/sessions are not primarily about “seeing the future.” Sessions with me are about understanding the process of how we create our reality and how cards and Runes can show where we may be blocked or how to change our perceptions to navigate our life path more successfully. They also show us where we are doing really well already and what may be supporting us!

 Anyone requesting a session/reading who mentions that they want Runes to be part of their reading will get $10 (instead of usual $5) off of my listed prices for any sessions booked in March of 2013.

February 2013 Snake Oil/Jim Ventura Blog

Snake Oil  Angel stuff

While they are actually one of the easiest oracles to learn to use, it was actually far easier for me to learn about Astrology, Tarot, Runes and Druid animal totems than it was to consider learning how to use Angel cards. While I immersed myself in mastering using many different types of oracles, I held off on the “Angel card thing.” Maybe it was because I saw it as something that was connected with being too religious. Maybe I just saw it as too “cheesy.” Well meaning but often corny shows and movies like “Touched by an Angel” (which may have actually been a good show, but I never even saw it) and “Angels in the outfield” made me even less interested in the subject. The sarcastic side of me thought; “yeah, like we all have a bunch of winged helpers that fly around, playing harps and trying to protect us?” Aspects of the whole subject made the male side of me more inclined to poke fun at the whole idea rather than embrace the possibility of angels being not only a real presence at some levels, but even tremendously valuable.

It wasn’t until my mid thirties and after years of metaphysical studies and already being very comfortable with things that others would see as “woo-woo,” did I begin to feel the angelic realm reaching out to me. I had just left an extremely difficult relationship break-up (talked about in more detail in my first book - Dirty Little Secrets). I had a lingering sense of hurt, anger, sadness, and I could not stop thinking about how badly I had been mistreated by someone that I thought really loved me. I was in a book store and was drawn to some of the Doreen Virtue Angel cards. They had an open deck on display so you could look at them more closely. I picked up the deck, shuffled them while thinking about my issue. After a few shuffles the card on the top felt like the right one. It was Archangel Uriel: “Your emotions are healing which enables you to open to greater love. I will help you release anger and unforgiveness from your heart and mind. I am called the ‘psychologist angel’ because I help to heal toxins from peoples thoughts and emotions. I am especially able to release stubborn anger and unforgiveness. I am with you right now to clear away such toxins...” I was blown away. It was difficult for me to keep the intense emotions that were surfacing reasonably contained as I quickly bought the deck and left the bookstore.

In the years I have worked with Angel cards for myself and with clients the guidance and insight have not only transformed me but many other people. In addition, it has opened me to allowing far more help from the angelic realm in my everyday life. The more I practiced asking for help and protection, the more it seemed to come. Now it has become a normal part of my life. I get signs, insight, messages, help, and even little miracles often. After a few years of working with the cards and becoming more attuned to how the angelic realm communicates with us, I started getting messages in the form of white feathers. I started to find that when I got caught in worry or just needed a reminder that everything was going to be okay I would find white feathers. Sometimes they were just on the ground obviously left by pigeons and other birds. My logical mind rationalized this as being not exactly an amazing thing to find outside. It was when they showed up in pants pockets, inside the door of hotel rooms when I just checked in, on my car seat, or other strange places that I felt that increasingly familiar sense of warmth, joy, safety and protection that would wash over me. These types of feelings are often a sign of spirit guide or angelic contact.

One of the most profound experiences I have ever had with white-feather-angelic-contact happened about five years ago. I was at a friend’s house for a summer part comprised of mostly couples with young children running around. There were many children happily playing, while the adults enjoyed a barbecue and a few cold drinks. I have never actually regretted not having children of my own and as a creative person it was simply not the right road for me. Yet that day as I watched the kids playing and all the couples who seemed so happy together I felt very alone. I felt a wave of heavy sadness come over me. I began to feel painfully single and depressed. My buddy’s three year old daughter walked up to me and said: “Uncle Jim, they told me to give you this.” She handed me a beautiful white feather, smiled and then skipped off to continue playing with her friends.

Months after I had a car accident a few years back, I was still a bit phobic each time I got into my car. A driver had ignored a stop sign and totaled my previous car. The phobia was a nagging fear that someone might do this to me again. I asked the angel cards for advice one day to help release the pieces of fear that still lingered. The card I pulled was an angel named Zanna: “You are protected from all types of harm. The worst is now behind you. I ask you to relax and feel safe. No matter what has happened in your past, your present and future are now safely protected by angels. I am helping to heal your heart of worry and fear... The other angels and I stand guard around you, your home, your family, your vehicles, and your workplace. You can rest assured that no lower energies can permeate our protective fields...”

There are other planes of existence that coincide with our world. The angelic realm is one of many. We tend to think of it as “above us.” Yet, this is just our way of attempting to understand concepts that we can’t explain in words. Being religious is not a requirement for connecting with angels (although it can be also). The angelic realm is there for us if we are open to asking for protection and guidance. They love unconditionally. There is never anything we could ever do or have ever done that will close off this love and assistance if we are open to it. Toxic, angry people resistant to letting go of past hurts are not “punished” by seemingly not having access to this. They feel unworthy, so they block insight from higher chakras and close off to it. Opening yourself to the unconditional love and guidance of angelic assistance will not weaken your position in the functioning tangible world. You will not become ungrounded or delusional or crazy. We can live and deal with the practical rules and laws of the physical plane, while opening to the messages and help from the Otherworld. In fact, adding more of a connection to the Otherworld can make our ability to do positive things in this world even more powerful. 

Jim Ventura 1-2013 

Editors Note:

I’m happy to say that I think this has been a good year so far for me. And the majority of my Regular clients seem to concur. It seems that the turbulence that I experienced toward the near end of 2012 cleared the way for some major shifts in my thinking. As usual, the Universe responded with a physical reflection of good things around me in my corner of the universe. The holidays and family issues that surfaced brought up a lot of issues for many people. Yet, it has also strengthened their resolve to plan and implement creative ideas and goals for the new year. When adversity and difficulties in life surface (like illness) they have emotional stagnancy and limiting beliefs behind their appearance.  Problems that surface are our “helpers,” when we are willing to look at and deal with their origins. We may need to adjust our external behavior or/and change limiting beliefs, but when we do, life changes for the better! 

I “sold out” and agreed to have a 30 second video commercial to help pay for the costs of doing my Thursday radio show. You will now have to suffer through a video of Chili’s restaurants at this time to listen to archived shows lol. All of my past shows are archived. Remember you can listen to any of them at your leisure. I am opening my schedule to take in a few more Regular clients now. Check out the information about the program later in the newsletter and see if it is something that feels right for you to do at this time.

It’s the month for Valentine’s Day. Love is such a popular question that comes up in many of the sessions I do. Yet, it seems that love seems to come more easily when we are not specifically looking for it. Fulfilling love also comes more easily when we are internally happy and know how to be good to ourselves. When we treat ourselves well and feel deserving of being treated well by others we can experience a relationship with someone that mirrors this type of healthy love. Happy Valentine’s Day! Cheers, Jim V

“ If one asks for success and prepares for failure, he will get the situation he has prepared for.” Florence Scoval Shinn

Regular Client Program 

One of the best programs I have been doing for nearly ten years now is my Regular client program. The program is designed to benefit my clients at multiple levels. Clients who enroll in the program come in every three months for personal sessions (monthly, or every other month is also an option). This can also be done for out-of-area clients by phone. Session prices are discounted for Regular clients.  Regulars also receive discounts on classes, books, and CD’s. The focus of the program is on consistent work in developing your intuitive abilities, learning how to use the signs and signals that are all around us, and conquering fear-based programming permanently. We also get to do work with all the many different oracles I currently work with! My Regular client program has resulted in some tremendous spiritual evolution for hundreds of people over the years. Many of my Regulars have gone on to do spiritual counseling, or similar types of work and some are healing and guiding others personally and professionally. The progress I have seen over the years among the majority of my Regular clients has been phenomenal. I feel like a proud Dad when I see the spiritual, physical, and emotional progress I have helped to motivate. So many of my Regular clients have dramatically changed the way they now view life and are enjoying a more enlightened point of view. You too can join this program, just ask.

More about the Regular Client Program... This program was designed to create an easy, cost effective way for my clients to progress in their spiritual development. 

When we are consistent at attending to our body/mind/spirit, we naturally move through life with more harmony and greater joy. When our spiritual awareness is heightened and fine tuned we are often happier. This helps us to enjoy all aspects of our lives, including occasional personal challenges because we see them as inevitably beneficial. We can truly assist the people around us. Human beings learn by example. Your intimate partnerships, friendships, family, and children benefit when you are in a good space.

The Regular Client Program makes it easier to prioritize keeping your spiritual, emotional and even physical “garden” free of weeds. In China, the professional soothsayer is a reverent and dignified calling.  It does not attract the sort of suspicion it does in the western world. In fact, in most eastern cultures, seeing an oracle reader is a sign of wisdom, success, and prestige. If you have an interest in increasing these attributes and working with a highly skilled life coach then the Regular Client Program may be right for you.

Dirty Little Secrets (available in print, audio CD, or kindle) 

Storyteller and professional oracle reader Jim Ventura takes his readers on a wild literary ride. Dirty Little Secrets is a collection of short essays. The book explores some of society’s perceptions about what people often consider to be dirty little secrets best kept to oneself. The book tackles subjects with unflinching honesty: drug use, sexual addiction, unrequited love, revenge, childhood weirdness, homosexuality, and the old souls quest to experience magic and miracles in everyday life. The author holds little back in expressing his quest for enlightenment. Dirty Little Secrets illustrates how meaning, spirituality and humor can be found to be embedded in every experience.

Excerpts from Dirty Little Secrets:

Light as a feather, stiff as a board “Childhood for me was a time of experimentation. I was attracted to the occult, there was something about its danger and mystery that was compelling...”

What’s wrong in this world? My belief has always been this: life is meaningful and safe, and people are basically good by nature...”

Criminal “My nightmare with the bad-boy showed me parts of myself that were not honorable. While I never even came close to the type of thievery Jim was involved in, I had still been a thief when we met. I tried to manipulate this young man, by making him need me, and he manipulated me right back, tenfold...”

The Raven “I began to remember every violation done to me in past relationships, every client who was loving and kind in relationships and was treated like garbage ran through my head. Every piece of slime who walked all over my brothers and sisters, and close friends passed through my head. I felt rage, someone needed to take a stand, someone needed to fight back. I appointed myself, through an imaginary election, to the position of righter of all wrongs...”

Another queen singing I’m coming out! “Everyone who knew me was comfortably aware that I was gay, except my parents, After they went back home it nagged at me for days. I could not carry this anymore, it no longer mattered that they might be upset. It was the truth; it was who I was and the last part of me still in hiding...”

To order a CD audio recording of the book (this is a dvd audio and will play on most computers and dvd players) read by the author, or a soft cover print version of Dirty Little Secrets, contact the author directly at Venturasag@yahoo.com

Either CD recording or print version $12.00 including sales tax. Please include $3.00 for shipping ($15.00 total).

Or send check or money order to Jim Ventura 2515 N 52nd St. #206 Phoenix AZ 85008. I can also be contacted my e mail if you want to use a debit card over the phone or pay pal to order.

Dirty Little Secrets is also available at Amazon.com

Snake Oil Radio

Thursdays at 3:30 pm (there will be three live broadcasts this month)

My next live broadcast of Snake Oil Radio will be Thursday, February 7th, at 3:30 p.m. (MST). Almost every Thursday you can catch a new show. Each 45 minute show will expand on my current column’s subject matter. It will also offer an opportunity for you to call in live (or chat with other listeners in the chat room) with comments and your thoughts about the topic of discussion. Halfway through the show you can even ask me for a free 5 minute mini reading with your personal question. If you miss the live show, you can catch any of my previously recorded shows on the web site’s archive. You can also catch Snake Oil Radio on I-tunes (download my pod-casts there).

All you need to do is be at a computer and tuned into: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Jim-Ventura  You may also access it by going to blogtalkradio.com Type “Snake Oil” into the search option.

You can also go to the shows that are currently “On air” at that time and find me. The call in number is 646-200-3966 for questions and comments.

“The thoughts that you think, regarding those things that you want, set into motion the creation, and eventual fulfillment, of that which you want. And likewise, the thoughts that you think, regarding those things that you do not want, set into motion the creation, and eventual fulfillment, of that which you do NOT want.” Abraham Hicks

Spring Classes

MICHAEL MATERIAL

* What is your soul age? The soul age of friends and family ?

* How do past lifetimes influence us in the present ?

* What does karma feel like, and how does it work ?

* How does your chief negative feature impact your life, and can it be changed?

* What happens when your partner is an idealist and you are a realist ?

* What is your life goal? Is it dominance, acceptance, flow or submission ?

*What is your essence, your soul mate’s essence ? Artisan, priest, king, server, sage, warrior or scholar ?

* What is a soul mate, task companion, heart link ?

* What do the higher centers feel like?

After this workshop you will understand all of these questions and many more, and more importantly have the answers.

There are no tests to pass, just some great information. 5 classes, 2 hours each.

What is the Michael teaching?

The main goal of the Michael teaching is agape or unconditional love. The teaching views life as a learning game in which fragments of the Tao - that essential part of each human being - set up lessons which continue over lifetimes. These lessons are learned via the personality which Essence chooses each lifetime. Michael teaches us what the components of the personality are so that we can learn to use and see these components in ourselves and in others. In that way we can learn to understand why human beings behave as they do. Michael is composed of 1,050 individual Essences who have lived on the physical plane and now teach from another plane. One of the most basic and important principles of the teaching is that it is not a religion or a belief system. Michael encourages their students to self validate all of the information they receive. The system was originally in print in over 12 volumes of information. “My studies of this material have been extensive and now I offer what I have learned to my students” Jim Ventura (Old Scholar). The classes will help you to use and understand the material without the need to read all the out-of-print books.

Saturday mornings 10 am till noon March 9th, 16, 23, 30th and April 6th. $90.00 for all five classes ($80.00 pre-paid and for current Regular clients). Maximum of 8 students for this home class (one student may call in out-of-area on speaker phone) and minimum of 4 sign-ups to hold the classes. A $20 deposit is required to hold your space in this series.

Here’s my contact information to make an appointment for a session, or information on current classes: Phone: (602)957-3035 Email: Venturasag@yahoo.com 

Information about the different sessions and types of readings and services, past Snake Oil columns, and how to order my books and audio CD’s can be found at my website: Http://JimVentura.com 

“Friend” me on Facebook to get other extra offers and in between column extras! Signing up for my fan page will get you even more extras and first shot at reading specials.

All Current Snake Oil subscribers get $5.00 off all listed prices below.

All sessions/readings for 2013 are: Full (70 minutes) $110.00; Shorter session (45 minutes) $80.00;  Extended session (90 minutes) $130.00 (two people can split an extended session back to back for $65.00 each). 

I accept cash, checks, debit cards, Master Card, Visa, and PayPal for payments on sessions and for books and classes. Send me your birth month and year to get added to the yearly Birthday mailer promotion.

End of newsletter February Special.

Clients requesting the Valentine’s day special can have a 45 minute, 70 minute or 90 session that is all about healing our relationship patterns or drawing new relationships to us. We will use a combination of angel cards, Runes, and uncovering and changing limiting beliefs that block us from experiencing balanced, fulfilling relationships. Current Snake Oil subscribers receive $20 off my listed prices for this session (february 2013 only) exclusively!

“The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt.” Unknown author

January Extra

Editors note:

The new year has been a good one so far, with clearly noticeable positive things for myself and many of my Regular clients. Many of my readers have taken advantage of my New Year oracle pull special and enjoyed an in-person or phone session to see what primary themes are surfacing for them in the year ahead. This has led to a prosperous year for me financially, and (more importantly) the excitement that I feel when I am able to help guide people this way. I really can say I truly love my job! The new year oracle pulls have really helped my clients with some excellent information to help guide them to a happy 2013!

I have been posting (on Face Book) the most commonly pulled oracle cards and Runes that my clients are receiving. Some of these have come up so frequently that it is definitely notable! Since many of my Snake Oil subscribers are not on Face Book and missing the extra posts, I have decided to collect them all and give them as a free gift to all of my current column subscribers. In our new year sessions we have been pulling one oracle from some of the decks I work with: Tarot, Lakota Indian cards, Runes, Angel cards, Druid animal totem, and Egyptian cartouche. While everyones readings are completely unique, these are among the most commonly pulled oracles for the year in each category so far.

If you have never had an oracle reading (with me or anyone for that matter) or currently don’t have the funds for one, you can use the insight from these pulls to give you some direction for the coming year. Think about what you would like to see for yourself and accomplish in the coming year and then take some time to read each of the oracles interpretations. See how many of these messages fit for you.  Sharing these oracle interpretations is my way of saying thanks for all of your support in my work (reading my columns and passing them on to others, purchasing books, taking classes, and having personal sessions with me over the years). Wishing everyone the best for the New Year. Cheers, Jim V

And, if you would like to take advantage of the special you still have two more weeks to book (or you can purchase a gift certificate for the session - and one extra for a friend at same rate if you want to give a gift) your personal session (phone or in-office). This mid-month extra column has not gone through my usual editors scrutiny, so my apologies for any typos and grammatical errors :)

New Year reading overview special:

You can still have a New Year overview session to look at primary themes, challenges, and opportunities for the coming year. One symbol from each of the many different oracles I read will be pulled to highlight 2013 specifically for you!

Angel card

Viking Rune stone

Druid animal totem

Lakota Indian card

Egyptian Cartouche

Tarot Archetype

Your session can be a 45 minute or full 70 minute reading. Mention the New Year special and you get $15 off of my listed prices (normally subscribers get $5 off) for booking this session in January of 2013 only. Extended 90 minute sessions get $20 off! Email or call to set up your appointment.

Here is a short version and some information about each of the most commonly pulled symbols for the year so far:

Viking Rune Stone:

Berkana Upright:

“Growth Rebirth Birch Tree

Another of the Cycle Runes, Berkana represents a form of fertility that fosters growth both symbolically and actually. The growth may occur in affairs of the world, family matters, the relationship of the self to the Self, or to the Divine.

A rune that leads to blossoming and ripening, Berkana is concerned with the flow of beings into their new forms. Its acton is gentle, penetrating and pervasive.

What is called for here is to consider your issue with care and awareness. First disperse resistance, then accomplish the work. For this to happen, your will must be clear and controlled, your motives correct. Any dark corners should be cleansed; this must be carried out diligently and sometimes with expert help. Modesty, patience, fairness and generosity are called for here. Once resistance is dispersed, and rectification carried out and seen to hold firm, then through steadfastness and right attitude, the blossoming can occur.” Ralph Blum from book of Runes

Lakota Indian cards

Maka/Nurturing

“I am if the four sustainers, gifts of your Mother to you that you may have life upon her body. Consider of what I am made. Consider how it is that I renew myself, how it is that I bring forth new life. I live in a continual cycle of giving and receiving. 

Earth is one of the four elemental spirits. Think about how you accept nurturing-from others and even from yourself. Nourishment and caring begin within. Attend to your body’s needs along with your emotional and spiritual hungers. Allow yourself to accept all that you require. Listen to the needs of others and provide nurturing to them. Nurturing is a two-way process that helps us develop, grow, and sustain life. use positive, encouraging language when describing how you are and the activities in your life. Appreciate yourself. You deserve it. 

Meditation: The cycles of time bring me into an awareness of the interdependence of all life.” Chief Fire Lame Deer and H Sarkis 

Tarot Archetype: Death

“Ominous looking card huh? This is the Tarot Archetype of Death (13). Often it is used in movies and television to shock, scare, and dramatically induce awe and fear of the Tarot cards and card readers. This archetypal symbol has come up a number of times in the last few weeks for many of my clients who are having their new year oracle pulls. It’s actual meaning has little or nothing to do with the prospect of physical death though.

Death archetype upright: Death is a card of transformation, movement, and change. Often it signals a positive change and move to a new stage in our lives. When one phase of our life ends and we are ready to release the past and open to new beginnings we are experiencing the Death archetype. Examples of this are: When we move from being a child to committing to the responsibilities of being an adult. When we leave an old career behind and start a new one. When we leave our parents home and get our own apartment. When our primary identity has been mother and our children have grown up and left home we may now need to channel our ability to nurture into new areas. When we go from being single to married. When we go from being married to single. When a stagnant relationship comes to an end. Sometimes the change is simply more of an internal one. These and similar processes occur at many different times in our lives. If we are emotionally and spiritually attuned we happily release the past because the excitement of the “new life” that is calling us, joyfully pulls us forward. Even in the RARE case of this representing actual death this can also be a positive time when we are finished with our experiences on the physical plane and we are ready to go “home.”

Death reversed means we may be holding onto old stagnant conditions and refusing to release. Fear of the future may be keeping us trapped and stuck. It can also mark a brief pause while we reevaluate and process the old while waiting for the new to become illuminated in its proper time. Sometimes after a period of intense changes we may need a little stagnancy for a bit.” Jim Ventura

Druid Animal Totem: Salmon

In Druid tradition Salmon is seen as the Oldest animal and is connected with wisdom, inspiration, and rejuvenation. 

“Bradan (Salmon) is revered as extremely sacred in the Druid tradition - it is the Oldest animal, and it offers us wisdom and inspiration. Often with great difficulty, the salmon will return to the place of its birth to mate. To find wisdom, we need to recapitulate our lives, to journey in consciousness back to our beginnings - to our childhood and perhaps beyond to our very origins in God or Goddess. Bradan brings not only wisdom but youthfulness and inspiration, but remember that to find these things you must maintain an attitude of openness and innocence rather than strong-headed determination. From the salmon leaping we have derived the word summersault, and choosing this card reversed or upright - is urging you to connect with the leaping, dancing child within.” From the Druid animal Oracle

Angel Card: LIFE PURPOSE 

“The purpose of your life is to serve in a way that brings great joy to yourself and others. Don’t worry about finding your purpose. Instead, focus upon serving a purpose, and then your purpose will serve you.

This card comes as a reminder that you needn’t struggle to find your life purpose. Don’t worry about how to make good money in a meaningful career. Don’t concern yourself with quitting or starting jobs or professions. Instead, follow the path of your natural desires, talents, and passions with the full intention of bringing joy to yourself and others, Your life purpose doesn’t need to be defined or pinpointed. It’s a process, not a category...” Doreen Virtue

Egyptian Cartouche: The Twins

The history of Egyptian Symbol of the Twin Guardians:

“The Twins were considered the Egyptian guardians of the heavenly regions. They were known as Shu and Tefnut, or twin lion Gods. Legends suggest that Shu and his twin sister Tefnut were children of the God Ra. Shu was know as a warrior and ruler of the sky, or God of the air. His sister was the goddess of sun and rain. Legends tell of Tefnut giving birth to the newborn sun each and every day.

In some stories Shu was in human form and Tefnut was part lion. They were seen as the perfect representation of twin soul energy. They represented the energy in all of us that searches for our “other half.” The pull of partnership and the need to find a mate can be a powerful element in all of us. The Twins were a compliment to each other and the two coming together formed a truly whole image. The power and confidence of the Lion energy is also an aspect of sensuality and power. Lion conveys both beauty, power, and heart energy. Similar patterns can be seen astrologically with the sign of Leo. Many different cultural philosophies had different versions of the Twin energies in Astrology this is represented by Gemini, also known as the Twins.

From my research from the Michael teachings I have found that there are a few common themes in the types of relationships that draw us in. The primary relationships that we are drawn to during some of our lifetimes are:

1. Essence twins (also know as soulmate, twin flames etc...) True “other half” someone we have experienced many lifetimes with. Often the essence twin relationship can be difficult to handle. This mirror can be the most intimate imaginable with many shared lifetimes. Yet, many people feel unworthy of true intimacy or are scared off by these with one or both twins pushing the other away... A good example of an essence twin relationship that actually worked well was John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

2. Task companion relationships. T.C.’s are people we have worked with in other lifetimes to accomplish life tasks. Often these relationships are easier than other relationships and if intimacy is involved they can also be very enjoyable because of shared goals  and often similar “over-leaves.”

3. Heart links. These relationships are often all about love and heart connections. We often feel loved when we are around people who share heart link patterns. Intimate partnerships, family members, children etc... fill this space easily. (Trust me not every family member or all of your children are heart links lol)

4. Members of our soul group. These relationships are often familiar, even if we have just met the individual for first time. Often in the beginning it can feel easy and like comfortably “catching up.” They may be intimate partnerships, family bonds, or friends we meet that become like family to us. 

5. Body type attraction only. These relationships are generally not compatible for the long haul. Often there is little shared history in a karmic sense. Incompatible over-leaves (Astrology), and not much in common. Yet, there is strong body chemistry (u find each other to be hot) and while frequently short-lived they do often produce growth (even if it appears to be negative).

Body type attraction can also be part of any of the other relationships listed above. “ Jim Ventura

Here’s my contact information to make an appointment for a session, or information on current classes: Phone: (602)957-3035 Email: Venturasag@yahoo.com 

Information about the different sessions and types of readings and services, past Snake Oil columns, and how to order my books and audio CD’s can be found at my website: Http://JimVentura.com 

“Friend” me on Facebook to get other extra offers and in between column extras! Signing up for my fan page will get you even more extras and first shot at reading specials.

All Current Snake Oil subscribers always get $5.00 off all listed prices below.

All sessions/readings for 2013 are: Full (70 minutes) $110.00; Shorter session (45 minutes) $80.00;  Extended session (90 minutes) $130.00 (two people can split an extended session back to back for $65.00 each). 

I accept cash, checks, debit cards, Master Card, Visa, and PayPal for payments on sessions and for books and classes. Send me your birth month and year to get added to the yearly Birthday mailer promotion.